The Federation of Axolotlta is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by National Convocation with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.391 billion Axolotltans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soltera Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Axolotlan economy, worth 735 trillion Axolias a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 136,368 Axolias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, and the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Axolotlta's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Axolotltanism.

Axolotlta is ranked 34,866^th in the world and 118^th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.04 law-abiding acts per hour.