The Electoral Archduchy of Wiener-Neustadt is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Archduke Maximilian III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.087 billion Wiener-Neustadters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innsbruck. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wiener-Neustadtean economy, worth a remarkable 3,152 trillion thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 346,908 thalers, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime is totally unknown. Wiener-Neustadt's national animal is the Reichsadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Wiener-Neustadt is ranked 129,303^rd in the world and 605^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 841.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.