Population | 5.834 billion |
Capital | Almorac |
Leader | Head Councilor Hollis Knox |
Faith | Zephyrism |
Currency | Seahle |
Animal | Wolf |
The Meritocratic Republic of Avalisk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Head Councilor Hollis Knox with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.834 billion Avalisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almorac. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Avalissian economy, worth 953 trillion Seahles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,489 Seahles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, vaccinations are mandatory, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Head Councilor Hollis Knox is a silly poophead, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalisk's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zephyrism.
Avalisk is ranked 286,338th in the world and 1,404th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Avalisk was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Holy Europe Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Avalisk, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
- : Following new legislation in Avalisk, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Head Councilor Hollis Knox is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Avalisk, vaccinations are mandatory.
- : Following new legislation in Avalisk, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Avalisk, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
- : Following new legislation in Avalisk, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Following new legislation in Avalisk, the internet has been placed under government control.
- : Following new legislation in Avalisk, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Head Councilor Hollis Knox off a murder charge.
- : Avalisk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Developed, Most Patriotic, and Highest Food Quality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 136 » Scytharum, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Rary, Dark Matter, Invernessia, Trixeland, Northern German Federation, Irminsulia, The Champions League, Thracia Republic, Walfo, St Scarlett, Imperium Anglorum, Ausvelt, Jim the Baptist, The New Nordic Union, Weltbeherrschung, Jahass, North of Americas, Robbonia, Zulrich, Zaznia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Nardin, An Clar, Estonesia, Elisabethshagen, Chronus, Yahlia, Someseni, Regnum Italiae, HELLLLL, Gliesetonia, Fenian Provinces, South St Maarten, Belmoren, New Eestiball, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Nigeriao Kingdom, Alsted, The Oriental Empire, Salarnsia, Agausia, Botizia, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Wiener-Neustadt, Nova Prussia, Scutarie, Ostermarch, Ottterland, and 86 others.The-British-Isles, United Communes of Chile, Wombelland, Maritzal, Nuweland, Meropis, Kardjali, Super Happy Land, The Scandinavian Realm, UGBK, Durlia, Slavonia and Srijem, The Templar Papal New State, Northern Socialist States, Armbruster, Dizgovzy, Ikarus, Aristeme, Slavatania, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Kkorea, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Superior Saxonia, Arsenial, Great Clucky, The Asten Islands, Chioganah, Lieges, Soveiniesberg, Iceagea, Guahih, Stumphosse Res, Leranditale, Seristria, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Leistrona, Castlenburg, Wyndland, Agatep, Unidoria, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Icoland, Saarenmaa, Outer Sparta, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Nordivia, Foudina, Calicov, Iquerian, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Elestansa, Makykay, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Leszno, Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, Reiserland, Kanokla, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Balcem, Thracia and Crimea, Woodlands, Cambany, Kronverg, Apocalypse Borg, Parharia, Narmocrana, Montecrux, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, The Swedish Fascist State, Western Balkania, and Holy Europe Empire.