The Federal Queendom of Elisabethshagen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kanzler und Königin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.248 billion Elisabethshageners enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elisabethshagen. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elisabethshagenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,104 trillion Guldens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,551 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, Elisabethshagenian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Elisabethshagen's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelic-Lutheran Faith.

Elisabethshagen is ranked 23,544^th in the world and 345^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,373.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.