by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,467thMost Influential: 7,388thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,648th
The Beautiful Twisted Fantasy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
Reach for the stars, so if you fall you land on a cloud
Kanye West
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Germannyyy

Population2.573 billion

CapitalChi Town
LeaderKanye West
FaithChristianity

CurrencySwiftie Soul
AnimalGraduation Bear

The Beautiful Twisted Fantasy of Germannyyy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kanye West with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.573 billion Kanye Lovers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi Town. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beautiful Dark And Twisted economy, worth 270 trillion Swiftie Souls a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,209 Swiftie Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's smoke there's the Beautiful Dark And Twisted Forestry Department, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germannyyy's national animal is the Graduation Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Germannyyy is ranked 171,589th in the world and 860th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 121.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,467thTop
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Most Influential: 7,388thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,648thNicest Citizens: 12,799thBest Weather: 13,071stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,411thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,458thHighest Food Quality: 15,787thMost Inclusive: 16,184thLargest Retail Industry: 16,417thMost Armed: 16,568thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,908thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,073rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,624thHealthiest Citizens: 19,590thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,856thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,327thMost Developed: 21,382ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,509thMost Cultured: 22,675thMost Income Equality: 23,089thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,690thSafest: 27,177th
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Most Armed: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 137th in the region

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