The Republic of AusValia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mathew Romney with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 11.288 billion AusValians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sydney. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AusValian economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,981 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AusValia's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

AusValia is ranked 144,264^th in the world and 145^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 548.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.