Population | 5.689 billion |
Capital | Lilombo |
Leader | Mahinda Banda |
Currency | Alup |
Animal | Thompson's Lion |
The Unified Nations of Sri Malawi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mahinda Banda with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.689 billion Sri Malawians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilombo. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sri Malawian economy, worth 987 trillion Alups a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,636 Alups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Sri Malawi's national animal is the Thompson's Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sri Malawi is ranked 157,006th in the world and 162nd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 321.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sri Malawi was endorsed by The Holy Empire of FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh.
- : Sri Malawi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, Most Inclusive, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Sri Malawi was endorsed by The Federation of Dapant.
- : Sri Malawi endorsed The Rogue Nation of Tolotecia.
- : Sri Malawi endorsed The Federation of Inseria.
- : Sri Malawi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Sri Malawi was endorsed by The Federation of Inseria.
- : Sri Malawi was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Tolotecia.
- : Sri Malawi endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Delnish.
- : Sri Malawi was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Delnish.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 82 » Nibelia, Duby, Pervincia, Socialist Platypus, Paul Pasch, Liberto-Ancapistan, Nova Briton, Ziroxeut, Hubdova, Balan Bar, Tie-Died Chinchillas, The Psittacines, Lislandia, Novo Reslas, Seolia, Kyievska Rus, Aelandi, Loveable Dogs, Stustu, Ruotsaland, Empireedy, Northshires, Grand Order Of Lodgec, AusValia, Achlos, El Blurkistan, Red Finlandian Guard, Great Koryeo, Olornia, Pandorivia, Krullefor, Azflebrigan, Isolon, Happiville, Gundeldingen, Reslania, The Celtics, Vioxa, Cassinea, Kiyadimundika, Grachevia, Makka Pakka, Boratstans, The Moon Raven, Heskurik, Tingham, Nova Cameroon, Glentaurius, Benanko, United Corperations, and 32 others.Athlanthean, Gabyl, DexterBurg, Polacianth, Ciapore, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Slavic Lurkers, Buyo, Ukaland City, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Stellar entropy, Aeonic, Greater Burmaria, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Makko Oko, Charville, La Sangre subio, Kaimalia, New Sker, Lycom, Macadia, Doge Flower, Krute Empire, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Nomia, Little Auztria, Delnish, Tolotecia, Inseria, Dapant, and FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh.