The Republic of AusValia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mathew Romney with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 11.209 billion AusValians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sydney. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AusValian economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,273 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A flying elephant and Prime Minister Mathew Romney share the same nickname, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AusValia's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

AusValia is ranked 35,069^th in the world and 119^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.08 law-abiding acts per hour.