The Skaristannic Empire of Alicetopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Elizabeth III with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.735 billion Alicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skarsten and Novisburg. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alicetopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,246 trillion Miribiluses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 161,182 Miribiluses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics, all recreational drugs are legal, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime is totally unknown. Alicetopia's national animal is the March Hare, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Julianism.

Alicetopia is ranked 35,623^rd in the world and 17^th in Equiterra for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.67 law-abiding acts per hour.