The Grandest Duchy of Agune is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Valtzi Agande with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.819 billion Gagunau hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xanhaide. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Agune economy, worth a remarkable 2,378 trillion heus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,483 heus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

In the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, saying "don't do anything that Valtzi Agande wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps. Crime is totally unknown. Agune's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Agune is ranked 324,655^th in the world and 167^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.61 on the Bus Surprisal Index.