The Republic of Absolute communism84 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.166 billion Absolute communism84ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism84ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,950 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, gun ownership is compulsory, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism84's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Absolute communism84 is ranked 267,305th in the world and 9,588th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -225.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
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- : Absolute communism84 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Black Market, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
- : Absolute communism84 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism84, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism84, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism84, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism84, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism84, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism84, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism84, women across the country are tying the knot.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism84, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
