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Longest Average Lifespans: 216thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 223rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 223rd
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Surd

Population14.299 billion

CapitalFentanes
LeaderRuben Sierra

CurrencyFiori
AnimalRobin

The Republic of Surd is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ruben Sierra with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.299 billion Surds are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fentanes. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Surdic economy, worth a remarkable 5,274 trillion Fioris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 368,856 Fioris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Ruben Sierra, increasing numbers of children in Surd have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and a government program is underway to revitalize Surd's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Surd's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Surd is ranked 801st in the world and 36th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 414 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 216thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 223rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 223rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 243rdLargest Governments: 268thLowest Crime Rates: 276thHealthiest Citizens: 293rdMost Secular: 305thSmartest Citizens: 315thMost Compassionate Citizens: 320thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 359thNicest Citizens: 390thMost Efficient Economies: 407thHighest Poor Incomes: 435thMost Pacifist: 579thBest Weather: 603rdSafest: 626thLargest Welfare Programs: 652ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 729thLargest Information Technology Sector: 753rdMost Cultured: 801stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,032ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,069thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,109thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,291stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,957thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,174thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,047thNudest: 16,833rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,937thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,940thLargest Populations: 28,458th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 450th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 452nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 757th in the regionMost Politically Free: 828th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,024th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,054th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,071st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,078th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Surd, a government program is underway to revitalize Surd's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Surd, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Surd, increasing numbers of children in Surd have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Surd, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Ruben Sierra.
  • : Following new legislation in Surd, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Surd, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Surd, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Surd, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Surd, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Surd, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Surd.

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