The Kingdom of Serlanda is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.227 billion Serlandeses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Serlandese economy, worth 767 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,177 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serlanda's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serlanda is ranked 20,095^th in the world and 1,161^st in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 113.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.