The Monarchy of Friaritat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Saturno with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.327 billion Friaritans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunalia. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Friaritatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,277 trillion linos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,690 linos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, bad decisions are made very quickly, distant and obscure female relatives succeed to the Friaritatian throne, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Friaritat's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is none.

Friaritat is ranked 27,976^th in the world and 1,576^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 109.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.