The Republic of Marcellinople is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Consul Marcus Aurelius with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 37.784 billion Marcellinopleans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcellinople Urbs. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marcellinoplean economy, worth a remarkable 9,308 trillion Denarii Marcellis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 246,362 Denarii Marcellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Marcellinople's mid-life crisis, the new one Denarii Marcelli coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Marcellinople's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Marcellinople is ranked 204,350^th in the world and 8,438^th in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 6.36 flags saluted per person per day.