The Empire of Narwhalsgomoo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Crow Emrest de Alger Obelia with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 10.457 billion Obelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akistra. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Obelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Roses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,417 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, a degree in Crow Emrest De Alger Obelia Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhalsgomoo's national animal is the Hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Narwhalsgomoo is ranked 117,094^th in the world and 5,543^rd in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 13.55 flags saluted per person per day.