The Grand Emirate of Juba is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Danial Chovy with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.691 billion Jubans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danchovy Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Juban economy, worth 835 trillion Danchovies a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 96,130 Danchovies, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', the Timberwolf Rhino has a hungry look, and television executives are interested in turning Danial Chovy's zany home life into a sitcom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Juba's national animal is the Timberwolf Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juba is ranked 34,838^th in the world and 2,007^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.