The Empire of Zennit is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Zahard Yassin Zenit with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, devout population of 3.735 billion Zennitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zenit City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zennitian economy, worth 401 trillion Zenits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,622 Zenits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Zenit City Shylilies against long odds, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zennit's national animal is the Shylily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Apostolic Catholicism.

Zennit is ranked 62,681^st in the world and 3,471^st in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 22.47 flags saluted per person per day.