Population | 1.77 billion |
Capital | Karas |
Leader | Nara Lothar |
Currency | kenti |
Animal | reindeer |
The United Socialist States of Kelticas is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nara Lothar with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.77 billion Kelticasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karas. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Kelticasian economy, worth 69.3 trillion kentis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 39,177 kentis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, nude art is becoming wildly popular, Kelticasians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelticas's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kelticas is ranked 284,291st in the world and 10,921st in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 0.39 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kelticas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Largest Welfare Programs, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Kelticas was endorsed by The Republic of The Sigometh Dynasty.
- : Kelticas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Kelticas, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Following new legislation in Kelticas, Kelticasians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Kelticas, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Kelticas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Kelticas, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Kelticas, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in Kelticas, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » New Rogernomics, Wang Yao, Caellip Major, Debussy, and The Sigometh Dynasty.