The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.403 billion El Facilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 7,745 trillion Federal Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,031 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, war vets look after war animals, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 285,783^rd in the world and 3,668^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.89 pounds of wildlife per square mile.