| Population | 13.718 billion |
| Capital | Newice |
| Leader | President Lewis Von |
| Faith | Church Of Medford |
| Currency | Medford Dollar |
| Animal | Medford |
The Federal Republic of United States of Medford is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Lewis Von with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 13.718 billion Medfordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newice. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Medfordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,953 trillion Medford Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,285 Medford Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
They say that Medfordians made a dessert and called it peace, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Medford's national animal is the Medford, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church Of Medford.
United States of Medford is ranked 74,608th in the world and 1,457th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,090.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United States of Medford was endorsed by
The Principality of Burback.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, they say that Medfordians made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Medford, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : United States of Medford voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 259 » 
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Kwaj, 
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Pallaith, 
Frances Francis the First of France, 
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Unimaginable Doom, 
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Former English Colony, 
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Unsophisticate, 
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Ethnon, 
Maott, 
Cinnibar, 
Xentherida, 
Wilkshire, 
The Iron Lions, 
The Rhein States, 
North Bratislava, 
Vincone Cae, 
Omnistria, 
Cloydicia, 
The Windmilluminati, 
Dreadton, 
Ninjak30, 
Pasargad, 
The Sinclarian Provinces, 
Votak Matim, 
Acrabinnia, 
Solmetria, 
Trillius, 
Loutsland, 
Seenvorland, 
Kranostav, 
PotatoFarmers, 
Zyvetskistaahn, 
Merconitonitopia, 
Xagill, 
Antiyard, 
Nistriabar, 
Unshleepd, 
Sikol, and 209 others.
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