The Confederazione Unita Reale of Roman Empire August is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Arthuro D'Augustus IV with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.848 billion Roman Central Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Honored Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Augustian Cornelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion Roman £s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 271,017 Roman £s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roman Empire August's national animal is the Ancient Grey Crown Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Isacian faith's.

Roman Empire August is ranked 2,359^th in the world and 68^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 93.81 flags saluted per person per day.