Population | 15.212 billion |
Capital | Sovda |
Leader | Comrade Stalinkovich |
Currency | USRK Ruble |
Animal | Konzhovian brown bear |
The United Socialist Republic of Konzhov is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Stalinkovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.212 billion Konzhovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovda. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Konzhovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,970 trillion USRK Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 195,272 USRK Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens can freely debate whether Comrade Stalinkovich is a great leader or the greatest leader, nine out of ten citizens of Konzhov answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konzhov's national animal is the Konzhovian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Konzhov is ranked 33,738th in the world and 447th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 202.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Konzhov was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Konzhov voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Following new legislation in Konzhov, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Konzhov's influence in Europe rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Konzhov was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Konzhov endorsed The Holy Empire of Parsininsa.
- : Konzhov was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Parsininsa.
- : Konzhov endorsed The Republic of Granevia.
- : Konzhov was endorsed by The Republic of Granevia.
- : Konzhov voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 96 » Bastile, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Meropis, Saarenmaa, UGBK, Raghallaigh, Thracia Republic, Invernessia, Northern German Federation, Rary, The Champions League, Irminsulia, Yahlia, An Clar, Nardin, Walfo, St Scarlett, Gliesetonia, Flaminia, Iceagea, Leistrona, Iquerian, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Kanokla, Slavatania, Dizgovzy, Calicov, Pilipinas and Malaya, New Eestiball, Imperium Anglorum, Great Clucky, Trixeland, Salwonia, Ortigia, Ottterland, Elestansa, Foudina, Lumiarae, North of Americas, Makykay, Dark Matter, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, Northern Socialist States, Leranditale, Skalliad, Orsik, Wombelland, Basque Dominion, Karnea, Der Weimar Republik, and 46 others.Regnum Italiae, Istastioner, Robbonia, Jim the Baptist, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Hunarskotlo, Zaznia, Apocalypse Borg, Cot Deviet, Reiserland, Montecrux, Armbruster, Narmocrana, Superior Saxonia, Astaraion, Someseni, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Kkorea, Scytharum, Alsted, Kronverg, Woodlands, Icoland, Cambany, Agausia, Convilla, Francoguese, Scutarie, Chronus, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Soveriegn, Namsan, Wamia, The Templar Papal New State, United Kingdom of Karpathia, New Jamburg, Granevia, Parsininsa, and Western Balkania.