Population | 11.828 billion |
Capital | Wellington |
Leader | Emperor Noel the III |
Faith | Tulipism |
Currency | Hypon Turam |
Animal | Cow |
The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Noel the III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 11.828 billion Hyponians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Hyponichtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,043 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,774 Hypon Turams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The media seems excessively interested in what Emperor Noel the III is wearing this season, Emperor Noel The III reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, future leaders of Hyponichtmallieturam regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tulipism.
Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 285,661st in the world and 6,794th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.42 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hyponichtmallieturam endorsed The Gay Agenda of Tungstan.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The Gay Agenda of Tungstan.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam endorsed The Empire of Japan2662.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The Empire of Japan2662.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The Greatest Dictatorship of SS Ausnez.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam endorsed The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Following new legislation in Hyponichtmallieturam, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 51 » Panormia, Razorback, Nation of Urie, Emeseses, Perfect Sublime Masters, Rubian Empire, Farrakhan, TorNaGul, Andromeda Islands, New Anarchisticstan, Foraldn, Arinteriswith, Super Mega Awesome, Singu1arity, Nyogatene, Allwarts, Saavir Yuvon, Federated Ugasque Countries, Chocolatistan, Xenial, Iskusia, Falangist Quebec, Himadras, Regione Calabria, Lux Prima, Nadarena, Orcuo, Syndicasia, Arctic Lands, Ignormus, Masters86, Moloto Japan, Angbhand, Nation6, Europeasia, Elaribel, Murak, Alcrestia Liakar, Woolies, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Sealand newam, Llanfyrhall, New French Nation, Of the drug addicts, Golexald, Three Galaxies, Mad Jack Is Rejected, SS Ausnez, Japan2662, and 1 other.Tungstan.