The Commonwealth of Ignormus is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Horatio Terminator Jones with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.505 billion Ignormusians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hampter. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ignormusian economy, worth 635 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 181,239 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Ignormus are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, bike rage is all the rage, and much of Ignormus's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime is totally unknown. Ignormus's national animal is the hampter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hampterism.

Ignormus is ranked 5,264^th in the world and 120^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 130.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.