Population | 7.559 billion |
Capital | London |
Leader | Nicholas |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | NichoPounds |
Animal | Lion |
The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.559 billion Britolasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Nicholas and Great British economy, worth a remarkable 2,098 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,553 NichoPounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, online tourism reviews of Nicholas and Great Britain are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 6,607th in the world and 153rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.1 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, online tourism reviews of Nicholas and Great Britain are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Nicholas and Great Britain removed the most supported regional map from the world factbook.
- : Nicholas and Great Britain lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, nudity is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Nicholas and Great Britain, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.