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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,560thMost Secular: 3,068thMost Avoided: 3,229th
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Nicholas and Great Britain

Population935 million



The United Communist Kingdom of Nicholas and Great Britain is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Nicholas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 935 million Nicholas and Great Britishes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nicholas and Great British economy, worth 105 trillion NichoPounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,869 NichoPounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Nicholas and Great Britain but at least the trains run on time, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, and the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicholas and Great Britain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nicholas and Great Britain is ranked 95,230th in the world and 2,911th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 128,055 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,560thMost Secular: 3,068thMost Avoided: 3,229thMost Authoritarian: 4,104thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,324thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,591stLargest Mining Sector: 4,669thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,269thMost Conservative: 5,334thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,076thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,305thLargest Black Market: 12,430thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,963rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,392ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,876thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,930thMost Extreme: 18,191stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,855thMost Income Equality: 19,406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,115th
Most Avoided: 74th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Secular: 104th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 159th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 190th in the regionMost Extreme: 225th in the regionMost Conservative: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 262nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 374th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 435th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 446th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 464th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 551st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 577th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 664th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 664th in the region

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