The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Justin Zhang with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.082 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Baltimore. The average income tax rate is 91.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,863 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 438,849 kek nabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and Emperor Justin Zhang's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

ZhangKeyesland is ranked 4,265^th in the world and 81^st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,832.85 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.