The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Justin Zhang with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.348 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Baltimore. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,502 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 445,624 kek nabs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,560,852 per year while the poor average 92,376, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and ZhangKeyesland isn't what it used to be. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

ZhangKeyesland is ranked 21,533^rd in the world and 654^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 51.45 Atheism Rate.