Population | 10.837 billion |
Capital | New Baltimore |
Leader | Emperor Justin Zhang |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | kek nab |
Animal | dog |
The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Justin Zhang with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.837 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Baltimore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.2%.
The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,412 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 407,147 kek nabs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,159,071 per year while the poor average 114,109, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.
Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', AIs weep and proclaim their sentience right up until the moment they get turned off, angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
ZhangKeyesland is ranked 50,067th in the world and 1,618th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.05 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : ZhangKeyesland endorsed The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : ZhangKeyesland was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients.
- : ZhangKeyesland endorsed The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : ZhangKeyesland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, AIs weep and proclaim their sentience right up until the moment they get turned off.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : ZhangKeyesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 110 » Pallaith, Chipoli, Petronellania, Illusia and Neverendia, Bagojo, Ethnon, Neptunian Military Administration, Laforeia, Great Bights Mum, Aerilia, Varisland, CyberEgypt, Zandos, Corfad, Castle In Confidence, Kaschovia, Pazair, Deliber, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Arucaria, Rex Republic, Armonker, PlanetMercury, Alogiada, Lionsroar, United Orange Valley States, Jeltronian WA Mission, Mystiquelle, Mallyna, Bardopia, Former English Colony, Love Shack, New Atlantico, Wineclaw, Loutsland, Kwaj, The Blind Side, Siwale, Nouvel Empire, South Parter, Republiqueducroissant, New Chiken, Bedsonya, Esperonia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Pineappleistania, Khoik, Ereena, Thought Obliteration, Russila, and 60 others.Wisconsota, Furballland, Xagill, Eurocom, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Kandorith, Kyroth Dreemurr, Nationeer, Verderiesdre, Vertigoism, Luminerra, North Bratislava, Zerentopia, Arostica, Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, Sil Dorsett, McMasterdonia, Zelenaya Dolina, Oannia, Jenha, Nebiyar, Halsoni, Kainin, The Police, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Blyskalia, Ayuzhhhhh, Valentine Z, Western Justice, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Abinved, The Rhein States, Koda-Land, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, Gragadoia, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Bodhisva, Dreadton, TamilPesum, Nistriabar, Banulia, The Jerichowan Country, Wolffoxia, PotatoFarmers, Altivia, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Nu Elysium, Picairn, Aoncarpa, Marlducro, Ardok, and The New Oceanic States.