The Incorporated States of Alestadpolkhbizzydor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.757 billion Alestadpolkhbizzydorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alestadpolkhbizzydor City. The average income tax rate is 83.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alestadpolkhbizzydorian economy, worth 388 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,831 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Science fiction is seen as the leading cause of mental breakdowns, nine out of ten citizens of Alestadpolkhbizzydor answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alestadpolkhbizzydor's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Communism.

Alestadpolkhbizzydor is ranked 3,745^th in the world and 77^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,164.76 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.