The Incorporated States of Alestadpolkhbizzydor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.971 billion Alestadpolkhbizzydorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alestadpolkhbizzydor City. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alestadpolkhbizzydorian economy, worth 667 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,525 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, Alestadpolkhbizzydor City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and one-word headlines are the norm in Alestadpolkhbizzydorian newspapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alestadpolkhbizzydor's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Communism.

Alestadpolkhbizzydor is ranked 4,949^th in the world and 72^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 15,968.58 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.