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Lady hevoline wrote:

I push you down and start to kiss you

The Bar has historically had a sometimes contentious relationship with the NS mods. Please stop being inappropriate with the staff, or I'll warm up Bar's famous Ban-Hammer of Mighty Striking in order to prevent behavior that brings us to the mods' attention again. *Sigh* ... And I only just got the dusty remains of the last customer I had to swat cleaned off of it. Why doesn't Easy-Off make a no-scrub hammer cleaner?

Demonos wrote:

Brocklandia, please excuse my Lady Hevoline. She has only begun to accept her demonic tendencies.

"Lascivious" and "demonic" might be different types of tendencies. But I'll be happy to spray the lot of you with a high-pressure hose loaded with ice-cold holy water. That tends to resolve a number of problems, even if not "demonic" in nature.

Brocklandia wrote:

Here you go: one ... Wait. Did I pour this from the coffee pot or the drain cleaner jug? Well, either way it's probably delicious. Cream, sugar, and rusty nails are on the table.

You Serve This?

0cklawaha wrote:

You Serve This?

I certainly do!

Brocklandia wrote:

Sure ... Maybe ... If stars can be awarded in negative numbers.

Nice, But You serve bear here?

Jack-ass wrote:

Nice, But You serve bear here?

Of course! We serve bears as customers, if they have cash or honey. And if they don't, then we serve bears as entrees. Look on page 37 of the menu. The Bear Steak and Grease Trap Scrapings Tartar a la Cheffy is particularly popular.

Jack-ass wrote:

To eat?

Sure. The more adventurous customers treat our entrees as food. Others use them as Frisbees or catapult fodder. We're a multi-purpose dining establishment, we are.

Brocklandia wrote:

"Lascivious" and "demonic" might be different types of tendencies. But I'll be happy to spray the lot of you with a high-pressure hose loaded with ice-cold holy water. That tends to resolve a number of problems, even if not "demonic" in nature.

I understand how uncomfortable you must feel. I assure you that Lady hevoline does not represent the authority of either Underworld nor Hell. She has only expressed a desire to be a succubus without understanding its art. Please don’t spray us with holy water. It was dreadfully inappropriate of her to pin you down like that.

*puts a collar and leash on Lady Hevoline*

There now my pet. I want you on all fours. Divert your eyes from all except your mistress. You are to say nothing except when I allow it. If you misbehave I shall have to discipline you most severely.