The Pink holy lucky Christmas of Princes Risborough and its Republics is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.046 billion Risborians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Risborian economy, worth 343 trillion Candy cane gold bars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,897 Candy cane gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Princes Risborough and its Republics's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, bike rage is all the rage, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime is well under control. Princes Risborough and its Republics's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Princes Risborough and its Republics is ranked 45,873^rd in the world and 20^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 45.23 kickbacks per hour.