The Trade Federation of Ming Hetsestria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Minister with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.665 billion Min Hetsestrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-Hegesta. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Min Hetsestrian economy, worth 290 trillion Federation Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 174,612 Federation Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

An epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Min Hetsestrians. Crime is totally unknown. Ming Hetsestria's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Ming Hetsestria is ranked 9,661^st in the world and 2^nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Highest Food Quality, scoring 163.23 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.