The Republic of Ceni is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Audrey Goleidas with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.123 billion Cenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenial. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,634 trillion Bewlegis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 144,676 Bewlegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Audrey Goleidas's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, feeling like a winner comes at a price, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceni's national animal is the Tir snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceni is ranked 185^th in the world and 1^st in Sonnel for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 8,253.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.