by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 329thLargest Welfare Programs: 499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 592nd
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Potentiae in Populem
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population21.079 billion

LeaderAudrey Goleidas

AnimalTir snake

The Republic of Ceni is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audrey Goleidas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.079 billion Cenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenial. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The very strong Cenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,651 trillion Bewlegis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,805 Bewlegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Ceni, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceni's national animal is the Tir snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceni is ranked 257,197th in the world and 97th in Rushmore for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -30.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 329thLargest Welfare Programs: 499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 620thMost Advanced Public Transport: 681stMost Pacifist: 1,394thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,527thBest Weather: 1,586thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,655thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,675thSafest: 2,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,132ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,621stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,752ndNicest Citizens: 2,785thLargest Governments: 2,788thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,253rdMost Cultured: 3,416thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,653rdHighest Food Quality: 3,730thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,869thHealthiest Citizens: 4,296thMost Inclusive: 4,878thSmartest Citizens: 6,737thHighest Economic Output: 6,760thLargest Populations: 8,850thLowest Crime Rates: 9,370thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,307thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,983rdNudest: 11,706thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,367thMost Influential: 18,577thMost Secular: 21,312thMost Income Equality: 22,537thHighest Drug Use: 22,954thMost Politically Free: 23,205thHighest Average Incomes: 23,535thMost Developed: 24,439th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".
  • : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "WA Counterterrorism Act"".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Bran Astor".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Topid"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Electrum and Nethertopia.