The Empire of Imperial Saber is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lex with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The humorless population of 8.269 billion Imperial Saberians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexia. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Saberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,748 trillion Sabers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 211,396 Sabers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, money grows on trees, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and a flying elephant and Lex share the same nickname. Crime is totally unknown. Imperial Saber's national animal is the Saber of the Mountain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperial Saber is ranked 8,095^th in the world and 462^nd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 123.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.