The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.9 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,474 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 318,783 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,615,654 per year while the poor average 34,891, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

The Small Council has more than a little influence, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, and the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 270,355^th in the world and 5,645^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.