The Fédération Unie of North Arkana is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by le Conseil National with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The compassionate, humorless population of 22.441 billion Arkanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union Central-Nouveau Brezen. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arkanan economy, worth a remarkable 6,473 trillion ARCS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,489 ARCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments, and the official Arkanan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Arkana's national animal is the Goshawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Arkana is ranked 156,099^th in the world and 3,360^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 332.39 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.