The Confederacy of Floxia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Revolutionary Triumvirate with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.016 billion Floxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glennergrad. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Floxian economy, worth 63.7 trillion dends a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,725 dends, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floxia's national animal is the hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Floxia is ranked 11,028^th in the world and 507^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.