Governor: The Holy Empire of The Mine of Moria
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Holy Empire of The Mine of Moria
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Mordor.
Tags: Minuscule.
Mines of Moria contains 2 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Lowest Crime Rates in Mines of Moria
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Great Wall of Silvertine of Narvi | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Shiny mithril is welcomed even at the Entmoot” | |
2. | The Holy Empire of The Mine of Moria | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “For The Skeleton Army” |
Regional Happenings
- : Goblin moria ceased to exist.
- : Khazad duum ceased to exist.
- : Goblin moria arrived from Hell.
- : Khazad duum arrived from Crimson Spire.
- : The Swarming Plague of Zombie Rats of the region The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands of the region Gypsy Lands proposed constructing embassies.
- : Meow 1 of the region The Bottomless Pit proposed constructing embassies.
- : The dwarven mines of moira departed this region for Middle Earth.
- : The dwarven mines of moira arrived from Mordor.
- : Mazarbul ceased to exist.
Mines of Moria Regional Message Board
"Clap! Snap! the black crack!
Grib, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down, down to Goblin town
You go, my lad!
Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, down underground!
Ho, ho! my lad!
Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,
Round and round far underground
Below, my lad!"
Clap! Snap! : echo : echo : echo : echo : echo
Good sound in here.
What do goblins like to quaff?
Mostly goblin grog, although the mountain water is quite clean
Cold and clear is the water of Kibil-nāla...
Welcome, Narvi. Are you the - still living - dwarven reinforcements?
I hope not... I don't want any more Dwarf trouble.
You never know. Dwarves have not just long beards, they have long memories.
The memories of Dwarves don't trouble me.
What do goblins dream of when they sleep? What do dwarves dream of?
I always assumed that Dwarves dreamed of gold and goblins of dark, biting things.
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