The Trade Confederation of Singhapala Bisaya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lumay Temuldav with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.958 billion Bisayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Sotto. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Singhapala Bisayan economy, worth a remarkable 2,888 trillion Ringgits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 322,409 Ringgits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Singhapala Bisaya, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and visiting the best Singhapala Bisayan restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Singhapala Bisaya's national animal is the Great Philippine Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Singhapala Bisaya is ranked 289,149^th in the world and 158^th in Lands End for Safest, scoring 3.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.