The Sultanate of Jaredistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eziz Buraydah with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.838 billion Jaredistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jukkelin. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jaredistanian economy, worth 265 trillion Geols a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,641 Geols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Eziz Buraydah. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaredistan's national animal is the turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Jaredistan is ranked 46,468^th in the world and 41^st in Lands End for Safest, scoring 104 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.