The Mighty dictatorship of Uunited Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hurricane with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 11.769 billion Uunited Islanders are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkasha. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uunited Islandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,182 trillion Uunited Island dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,483 Uunited Island dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, Uunited Islands is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uunited Islands's national animal is the Amphicoelias, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoo Ha Hoo Tiki Tiki.

Uunited Islands is ranked 54,964^th in the world and 1,197^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.98 law-abiding acts per hour.