The Equatorial Forests of Uan aa Boa is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 14.175 billion Boanis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aa. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Boani economy, worth 55.0 trillion labour notes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,880 labour notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Uan aa Boa's national animal is the solidarity bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uan aa Boa is ranked 172,369^th in the world and 248^th in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.