Population | 4.029 billion |
Currency | Usque |
Animal | turtle |
The Republic of Zolistan is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.029 billion Zolistanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Zolistanian economy, worth 554 trillion Usques a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,562 Usques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Zolistanians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and Zolistanian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zolistan's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Zolistan is ranked 270,261st in the world and 1,210th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zolistan, Zolistanian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : Following new legislation in Zolistan, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Zolistanians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
- : Following new legislation in Zolistan, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
- : Following new legislation in Zolistan, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
- : Following new legislation in Zolistan, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Zolistan, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Zolistan was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Zolistan, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
- : Following new legislation in Zolistan, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBZ Governor goes house hunting.
- : Zolistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 95 » Ikarus, UGBK, Scytharum, Meropis, Pilipinas and Malaya, Yahlia, The Champions League, Invernessia, Elisabethshagen, Zulrich, Northern German Federation, Regnum Italiae, Walfo, Raghallaigh, Ausvelt, Ottterland, Thracia Republic, Rary, Nardin, Slavatania, Irminsulia, Trixeland, The Scandinavian Realm, Jim the Baptist, Land of Bobtopia, Great Clucky, Slovanov, Gliesetonia, St Scarlett, Wombelland, Dark Matter, North of Americas, An Clar, Noristoniaka, Stumphosse Res, Imperium Anglorum, Kkorea, Leranditale, Armbruster, Seristria, Iceagea, Leistrona, New Eestiball, Castlenburg, Someseni, Zaznia, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, and 45 others.East Ase Palmars, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Outer Sparta, Liberepublia, Foudina, Calicov, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Ortigia, Salwonia, Elestansa, Makykay, Karnea, Skalliad, Orsik, Balcem, Istastioner, Robbonia, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Etnon, Belvanya, Reiserland, Narmocrana, Superior Saxonia, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Woodlands, Kronverg, Agausia, Convilla, Cambany, Parharia, New Vardarland, Scutarie, Chronus, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Yourope, Basque Dominion, and Vientina.