The Duumvirate Principality of The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bucky Duck VII and PM George Mattinson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.513 billion Cool Kids enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Giovanni. The average income tax rate is 91.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Unionist Cool Kid economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion ฿ucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,366 ฿ucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, foreign workers are flooding in as ฿ucks flood out, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, and the sun now sets on the Democratic Unionist Cool Kid Empire. Crime is totally unknown. The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids's national animal is the Mandarin Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is ranked 124,914^th in the world and 572^nd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 957.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.