The Epic Gamers of Roblox is Epic V2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Builderman with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.593 billion Noobs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ROBLOX HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Noob economy, worth 269 trillion robuxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 104,093 robuxes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, the RIEVBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Noob stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roblox is Epic V2's national animal is the Guest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is bob the god.

Roblox is Epic V2 is ranked 112,725^th in the world and 471^st in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,340.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.