Population | 3.933 billion |
Capital | Mónte Marina |
Leader | Emperor Murzkull Dur-Djurfúng Hamoff IV |
Faith | The Church of the Emperor |
Currency | knoin |
Animal | mallard duck |
The Imperial Commonwealth of Saint Marinas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Murzkull Dur-Djurfúng Hamoff IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.933 billion Saint Marinasai are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mónte Marina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Saint Marinisian economy, worth 671 trillion knoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,774 knoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Saint Marinas, Emperor Murzkull Dur-Djurfúng Hamoff IV is worshipped as a god, and breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Marinas's national animal is the mallard duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of the Emperor.
Saint Marinas is ranked 116,558th in the world and 503rd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,216.25 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, Emperor Murzkull Dur-Djurfúng Hamoff IV is worshipped as a god.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Saint Marinas.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Saint Marinas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Most Patriotic, Most Developed, and Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, protestors are soaking piles of knoins in blood to make a point about government incomes.
- : Saint Marinas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Saint Marinas was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 67 » Invernessia, Meropis, Slavatania, Rary, Ortigia, St Scarlett, Thracia Republic, Saarenmaa, Narmocrana, The AbelLandia, Elestansa, Belvanya, UGBK, Istastioner, The Champions League, Reiserland, Raghallaigh, Drembler, Northern German Federation, Karnea, Iceagea, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Walfo, Armbruster, The New Nordic Union, Ultaverstin, Regnum Italiae, Orsik, Gliesetonia, Balcem, Cot Deviet, Irminsulia, Imperium Anglorum, Yahlia, Bastile, Dark Matter, Someseni, Greater Bahland, North of Americas, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Ottterland, Ferranghia, Myanerus, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Alsted, Nardin, Kroynia, and 17 others.Kkorea, Wamia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Slovanov, Wombelland, Kronverg, Great Clucky, Woodlands, New Eestiball, Agausia, Cambany, Trixeland, Ausvelt, Faack, Robbonia, Kalebo, and The Swedish Fascist State.