The Democratic Republic of Falloa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lillian Ford with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.652 billion Falloans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dove City. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Falloan economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion Fallas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,303 Fallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Prime Minister Lillian Ford, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falloa's national animal is the Golden-heart Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falloa is ranked 6,978^th in the world and 143^rd in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 184.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.